With this ghastly new pool float, you can sleep with the fishes. A millennial-pink, coffin-shaped pool float is the new summer must-have, according to the internet. Designed by Andrew Greenbaum ...

And if your mood happens to rest somewhere between whimsical and … just a tad fatalistic this summer of 2018, consider this millennial pink coffin float for your next pool party. Not bad for a ...

Of course, thousands of people have already expressed an interest in this unique creation, and some have even made requests to have it in black and dark purple. Whatever floats your boat!

Everyone's dying from the heat this summer, but even ~deceased~ beach bums want to look cute for the vacation 'gram. So... how about this millennial pink coffin-shaped inflatable? Yes, it is ...

Well, this new Millennial pink coffin pool float proves that even if it’s true that we spend money on pool floaties, we also plan for the future. Of course, we’re joking — a coffin pool ...

Your antidote to the Taylor Swift swan float is here. Behold the pink coffin pool toy— a summery, macabre float created by Canadian designer Andrew Greenbaum. SEE ALSO: Pool floats for your dog ...

millennial pink coffin, complete with a lid. If you've spent any time at all on the Internet over the past few days, you'll have seen the morbid pool float in question. The humorists over on ...

Last week we brought you the incredible news that someone had designed an inflatable pink coffin pool float. Canadian designer Andrew Greenbaum and his pal Ian Felton had the idea of the float ...

Don’t worry. You’ll never have to choose one of those pool toys again. The pink coffin float is here, and it’s the perfect summer accessory for the nihilist in everyone. It’s exactly what ...

Well then, this pool float might be your new BFF ... 1:33pm PDT Literally shaped like a coffin, this bright pink accessory will definitely get everyone at the beach talking.

Click on over to Malone’s official merch page right now and you will find a $75 custom “Goodbyes” Coffin Pool Float, which comes with a download of the rapper’s upcoming third album.