Brengle once said she would "rather chew on a pine cone" than play tennis (during a loss to Caroline Wozniacki). Williams for her part, leaned on the windy New Zealand conditions for blame.

In a surprise announcement on Saturday, multiple outlets reported that tennis world No. 1 and three ... adding a laughing emoji. "This is a joke. He tested positive for drugs in his blood twice ...

And they don't get much better from there. The two Aussies have been having a blast, even if their tennis game is far better than their jokes. Kyrgios leads the team, which includes John Peers ...