Short Funny Birthday Wishes. iStock. 22. Older? Definitely. Wiser? …mmm debatable. Happy Birthday! 23. Happy birthday! You don’t look a day older than dirt! 24.

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Funny sayings to write in a birthday card Hope your birthday is as fun as you make it look on Instagram. Happy birthday to someone who is almost as amazing as I am.

These birthday wishes for friends are thoughtful, sweet, and funny, just like your BFF! We have all the best short ways to say Happy Birthday to a best friend.

Your uncle here wishing you a day filled with love, laughter, and loads of gifts! Happy birthday! I love how we don't have to say out loud that I'm your favorite uncle, and you're my favorite niece.

I love you more than words (hence this short bday wish). Funny birthday wishes for husband. Helena Lopes / 500px // Getty Images. How did I get a husband as hot as you??