“It’s a bruise of the eye. How did you get it?” “I must have poked myself while I was sleeping,” I said. “I was probably dreaming about the Three Stooges. I’m a big fan.” ...

Seriously, Randy Couture was out there getting eye-poked by Chuck Liddell in the ... The result? Cejudo got Three Stooges’d in both eyes and the fight ended up being stopped.