The 45th Razzie Awards also bestowed the honor of worst actor to Jerry Seinfeld and worst supporting ... My sincere thanks to all my brillian colleagues who joined me to make our work of art ...

Of course, while "The Rye" and "The Pothole" are two of the man's favorites, there's at least one "Seinfeld" episode he's not so keen on ... but hey, they can't all be winners. If you're looking ...