In a mass display of solidarity, Canadians have banded together to eat more than 80 million heaping plates of delicious poutine in a single day. “Plus we unveiled a massive Canadian flag on our front ...

US President Donald Trump is known for his incredible negotiating prowess, which has been on full display this week with Russian dictator Vladimir Putin. “No one could have done it but me. No one.

As of just a few days ago, young Timothy Reimer, 8, of Mountain Lake could identify several large bodies of water and many of the highest mountain peaks, which made him the country’s most ...

Responding to an executive order by President Trump, Google Maps has begun showing the state of New Mexico as New ‘Murica, although the label only appears when accessing the site from within the ...

After dominating play throughout southern Manitoba in recent years, a Hutterite women’s hockey team has signed on as a last minute addition to the NHL’s 4 Nations Face-Off. “We’re calling it 5 Nations ...

Things got pretty heated at a Toronto church this Sunday morning after a group of Mennonites started booing right in the middle of Hymn 606. “It’s the Mennonite anthem, right?” said attendee Jakob ...

Mennonites across Manitoba are excited about the new law firm Friesen Froese Harder that just opened up this week on Henderson Highway. “It was minus 35 on the day of our grand opening,” said Friesen.

Super Bowl ratings tanked this Sunday as all 40 million Canadians boycotted the show in favour of watching Grey Cup reruns. “I’ve got the 1989 Grey Cup on a VHS tape somewhere I think,” said Bobby ...

A totally normal carton of eggs sold for a record $80 million plus buyer’s premium in a Sotheby’s auction this week, smashing the previous record of $4.50. “I’ve never seen anything like it,” said ...

With the trade war heating up things are getting testy, even at the rink. Last month a player was suspended for calling another player a Mennonite and now defenceman Brian Wiebe of Leamington has been ...

Even the Canadian satire industry has not escaped Trump’s trade war, with an expected 25% tariff to be slapped on all exports of sarcasm and mockery. “We don’t need Canada’s jokes. We have our own ...

Darren Klippenstein, janitor at Fifth Mennonite Church in Grunthal, rushed to the scene this evening after he heard the Women’s Quilting Club had spent all evening “spilling the tea.” “We didn’t make ...