Take off clothes and place in laundry hampers. Get in shower. Look for facecloth, arm cloth, loin cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone. Wash hair twice with cucumber and grapefruit ...

Sometimes I get Rod to scrub my back with a loofah to help detox. My secret for smooth, shiny legs is mixing Nivea with almond oil and some Revlon tanning cream. It creates a fantastic glow.