BELLAMY: You know what's so funny now like because a lot of the moms at the school have seen "Crazy, Sexy, Dirty," and they got that "50 Shades of Grey" face when they see me. Mm-hmm. Mr. Bellamy ...

This weekend alone, "Florida Man" flew off a pickup truck in an airborne mattress, stabbed a buddy with a letter opener, and asked a cop for help after he shot himself during a robbery. Now he's a ...