From funny retirement one-liners to quotes you can use in toasts to celebrate leaving the workforce, the right words can make a retiree laugh. Start or end a retirement toast with one of these short ...

Retirement card messages can be funny, sentimental or sweet. Choose words that communicate a sense of empathy and well wishes in a retirement card. Skip to content ...

Funny Quotes to Say 'Happy Retirement' ... Funny retirement card messages give you the chance to congratulate a friend or family member while throwing in some humor at the same time.