These Halloween puns and funny one-liners about pumpkins, witches and other scary staples are bound to get you laughing and are perfect for Instagram captions. ... Her car gets toad.

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Here are our favorite puns for kids. These jokes and one-liners will tickle the punny bone of kids and kids-at-heart of all ages. ... Did you hear about the frog whose car broke down?