Anonymous "You can fool some of the people all of the time, and those are the ones you want to concentrate on." – George Carlin "April Fools' Day is the one day when you can get away with being a ...

Other comedians receiving the Lifetime Achievement Award include both Letterman and Leno, along with George Carlin, Whoopi Goldberg, Bob Newhart, Carol Burnett, Bill Murray and Dave Chappelle.

Over a half-century, Mr. Callner worked with some of the biggest names in popular culture, including Jerry Seinfeld, Madonna, Robin Williams, George Carlin, the Rolling Stones and Chris Rock.

Other comedians receiving the lifetime achievement award include both Letterman and Leno, along with George Carlin, Whoopi Goldberg, Bob Newhart, Carol Burnett, Bill Murray and Dave Chappelle.

Other comedians who have received the lifetime achievement award include both Letterman and Leno, along with George Carlin, Whoopi Goldberg, Bob Newhart, Carol Burnett, Bill Murray and Dave Chappelle.

George Carlin: [talking about different phrases we use] One more of these, "In your own words." You know you hear that a lot in a court room. Or a classroom, they'll say, "Tell us... in your own words ...

But that’s America. George Carlin told us that when you are born in America, you get a front row seat to the freak show and Thompson told us you bought the ticket and so you should enjoy the ride.