"I will rid this place of all of its money," Day says as he flips the table. At that point, James Austin Johnson's Trump walks in from side-stage, causing the scene to freeze. "Remind you of anyone?" ...

then on the third day it was risen and on the fourth day it died again, possibly never to return just like Jesus,” he continued. The PEOPLE App is now available in the Apple App Store!

“But now everything is back how it was minus a few trillion dollars,” he said. “A historic transfer of wealth from the middle classes to my buddies. Oh well. “It’s true the stock market did a Jesus: ...

Dismas’ endurance beyond Jesus’ death is what makes him a companion to the long-suffering. He has gone before those for whom, whether by age or chronic illness, every breath is a burden. Dismas is a ...

He then likens the recent rollercoaster in stock prices to the resurrection: “It’s true, the stock market did a Jesus. It died, then on the third day it was risen. And then on a fourth day ...

Oh well,” he continues, “It’s true, the stock market did a Jesus — it died, then on the third day, it was risen. And then on the fourth day, it died again, possibly never to return ...

The opening scene was a spoof on the “Cleansing of the Temple,” where Jesus, played by Mikey Day, said he would rid ... did a Jesus. It died, then on the third day it was risen, and then ...

Jimmy Haslam lamented what he called a ... tendon injury that cut his season short for a second straight year and could sideline him for the 2025 season. Speculation had risen about his future ...