This is why retirement wishes are so important ... everyone’s old enough to drink but not too old to enjoy a good party. Is this the beginning of an endless spring break? Think about it.

Send your best wishes with these hilarious ... Funny retirement jokes and quotes add some well-meaning lightness and laughter ...

funny stories and general well-wishes. The videographer can edit the individual clips into a single reel and screen it at a farewell party or send it to the individual to enjoy in retirement.