Maine woman turns viral image of uterus giving the middle finger into a tattoo. By Fernando Alfonso III, Houston Chronicle Updated Nov 10, 2017 12:02 p.m.

“Where are the dang buses?” Maria Ringo is yelling. She’s standing outside of Toronto’s Union Station, holding a giant sign in the shape of a 3, and would like to put it down.

If you don't believe us check out our interview here where he confesses to feeling broody: "I'm 39, my paternal instinct has kicked in. If I had a uterus it would be glowing like ET's finger." ...